My niece was trying to play school with my 3 year old
Katie: so do you know what forgive means?
Katie: oh, you do not, forgiveness is like if you kill your mother, you ask god for forgiveness and he says ok you are forgiven
Me thinking WTF? Me saying: no, no, he would not!
Katie: well my teacher last year said that
Celia: okay Katie
Vickie, where on earth are your kids going to Sunday school and when you are asleep lock your bedroom door.